Welcome to Andy's website, first launched in 1995 to very little fanfare. Feel free to wander around aimlessly or with some gainful purpose, but I make no promises your time will be well spent or any more than mildly amusing. Comments, job offers, generous donations, and good-humored greetings are always welcome.

Terms & Conditions: Rest assured, there are no smart technologies here to expedite the bleeding edge of progress or to syphon your email address, political subterfuge or the name of your first pet. For legal reasons, you will now be referred to as, "Born Yesterday", and I shall be referred to as, "Single Man Of Average Size". Look, you get all this content for free, and I get to pick the names. (That's just the way it is.) Section 1: At no time has any nefarious peoples (other than myself) had access to or in any way influenced the content or functionality of this site. Section 2: I have been coding and maintaining this site the same agonizingly slow way since Netscape and blinking text was all the rage. That said, I think the hard way is good for the soul. I also think orange food is vastly underrated, but that's neither here, nor there. Section 3: While my website may no longer be novel in the social paradigm that we now live, it is only meant to be a bit about who I am and what I like to make. Section 4: By visiting this site, you are in no way endorsing the views expressed here or my lavish use of white space. However, I do, as always, reserve the right to sulk if you diss it.