Welcome to Andy's website, first launched in 1995 to very little fanfare. Feel free to wander around aimlessly or with some gainful purpose. However, I make no promises your time will be well spent or any more than mildly amusing. Comments, job offers, marriage proposals, and good-humored greetings are always welcome.
I've been busy overhauling my backend.
Terms & Conditions: Rest assured, there are no smart technologies here to expedite the bleeding edge of progress, or to syphon your email address, political or sexual orientation, or the name of your first pet. For legal reasons, you will now be referred to as, "Born Yesterday", and I shall be referred to as, "Single Man Of Average Size". Look, you get all this content for free, and I get to pick the names. That's just the way it is. Contained herein are about 40-50 web pages cobbled-together with a little HTML and CSS that was typed out letter for letter by my own hand. At no time has any nefarious peoples, other than myself, had access to or in any way influenced the content or functionality of this site. Although, strange voices once told me that if I build it, they will come. Perhaps you're the they, that they were speaking of? If so, please let me know, as I have been building this site the same way since Netscape and blinking text was all the rage, and did so with no shoes, in a snow storm, and with only my wits to keep me warm, and I was beginning to think it's all been a big waste of time. That said, I really do think the hard way is good for the soul. I also think orange food is vastly underrated, but that's neither here, nor there. So, while my website may no longer be novel in the social paradigm that we now live, it is only meant to be a bit about who I am and what I like to make. If nothing else, I have fun putting it together. By visiting this site, you are in no way endorsing the views expressed here or the use of white space. However, I do, as always, reserve the right to sulk if you diss it.